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MeaghanandMichael

How old were you when first you did it?

Do today's kids shock you?

I have walkers available.

cardmonsta

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[QUOTE]How old were you when first you did it? Do today's kids shock you? I have walkers available.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

<div>1. I think I was 14 or 15.</div><div>
</div><div>2. Nah.  Today's kids don't shock me at all.  They just annoy me.</div><div>
</div><div>3. I'm doing fine without the walker after my hip replacement.  I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN.</div>

aggiebug

1 waiting

2 no, but it makes me sad

MeaghanandMichael

Help I've fallen and I can;t reach my Sam Summer!

ZombieNates

1. I was 19.

2. Yes.  I still can't believe some of the things I hear about.

3.  I only need my walker after a night with CCF.  Bitch be wilin' yo.

KaylaSue19

I was 16.

I have heard stories about 10 year olds making out in pools. That worries me. I also wonder how many girls are trying to get on 16 and pregnant. That also worries me.

cardmonsta

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[QUOTE]<strong>1 waiting</strong> 2 no, but it makes me sad
Posted by aggiebug[/QUOTE]

<div>So, you must report back to us in 18 days!</div>

Steph0871

16, almost 17.

Sadly, no, they don't shock me.

sherrbearr22

I was WAY too young.  Even so, kids today do shock me.  Moreso with how disrespectful they are.  And also, they look so much older to me than I think I looked when I was a teenager.  Did that sentence make sense?

MeaghanandMichael

1) I was 16 but I was in a relationship. I don;t mean that in a prude way but I think I would have waited had it been random.

2) It honestly makes me sad how easy it is to hand stuff out for cheap 'it's comlicated" stati

3) I am cleaning my cobwebs out but H says don't bother til we start trying to make other humans

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]1. I was somewhere between out of university- 24, depending on the definition we are working with. 2. No, unfortunately today's kids don't shock me. But I teach grades 1-12, so I am surrounded by them. But, they do make me sad. (Such as a few years ago when a school in my general part of the country had a Chlamydia outbreak... in their 8th graders). 3. No walker for me, I think I'm good today. <strong>What incident did you hear about/witness that brought this on tonight M? (Also, nice to see your pretty face around today)</strong>
Posted by mrs.jesse[/QUOTE]

Misss you too doll! My niece had prom. She is 17. I heard from my sister all the horrow stories including swinging. I didnt even know wth that was!

aggiebug

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : So, you must report back to us in 18 days!
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

I won't have time in 18 days ;)  we have to make up for lost time

Steph0871

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[QUOTE]I am cleaning my cobwebs out but H says don't bother til we start trying to make other humans
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

<div>I don't get this.</div>

covejack

Stuff my 14 year old daughter tells me about her friends scares the everliving snot out of me.

cardmonsta

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : I won't have time in 18 days ;)  we have to make up for lost time
Posted by aggiebug[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>Aaaaaaaaand, I like you.</div>

sarah0725

18... and it's not shock so much as overall gladness that I waited because I was able to enjoy a few good years before developing any neuroses. If the opportunity had arisen, though, it probably would have been earlier.

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : I don't get this.
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

Kidding jokes stuff. But really, it feels like people think I should not bve having sex right now unless I am creating a baby.

cardmonsta

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : Kidding jokes stuff. But really, it feels like people think I should not bve having sex right now unless I am creating a baby.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

<div>We went out to dinner with some friends tonight and they yelled at me for not being pregnant yet.</div><div>
</div><div>We've been married for three weeks now.</div>

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : Ahaha, yes. I've been subbing in a high school lately, and they are gearing up for prom. Oh the stories, and the ever changing hookups. Yikes.
Posted by mrs.jesse[/QUOTE]


Yeaaaah in the bar mitzvah world there is a thing called the rainbow. Every girl puts on different lipstick and gives the guy, well, a rainbow. Yes, they are 13.

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : We went out to dinner with some friends tonight and they yelled at me for not being pregnant yet. We've been married for three weeks now.
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

I feel your pain doubles by 2.5 years.

aggiebug

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : Aaaaaaaaand, I like you.
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]


:-)

cardmonsta

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : Yeaaaah in the bar mitzvah world there is a thing called the rainbow. Every girl puts on different lipstick and gives the guy, well, a rainbow. Yes, they are 13.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

<div>SHUT. UP.</div><div>
</div><div>L'chaim?</div>

azdancer8

1. I was 28 - we waited until our wedding night.

2. Yes, and no. It makes me sad, but I think exposure to sex (and violence) in TV and movies at younger and younger ages naturally leads to more shocking behavior. So it doesn't surprise me, honestly.

3. Only after a day skiing.

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : SHUT. UP. L'chaim?
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]


I keep asking them to use a yarmulke but they say no. Oh wait, condom.OKok I married a Jew so I take liberties ;) RAWR

cardmonsta

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : Oh I've heard of that one. Is it awful that the first time I heard that, I thought, well, at least theoretically we don't get pregnant 13 year olds from the Rainbow. Ugh. The first year I was teaching, in a school not near me but in my News area, there was an 8 year old that was pregnant. Think about that- a) how unfortunate that 8 yo's have to deal with menstration. b) WTF are you doing having sex at 8? That's the 3rd grade. (T<strong>his was not a case of abuse, it was a case of 2  young elementary school kids fooling around</strong>). THAT shocks me.
Posted by mrs.jesse[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>I immediately thought abuse.  We had a few 8-11 year olds give birth when I did my L&D rotations, but the majority were from abuse. :(</div><div>
</div><div>Lighter note - M&M, I am 100% for penile yarmulkes. </div><div>
</div><div>ETA - Copyright pending.</div>

vegasgroom

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[QUOTE]How old were you when first you did it? Do today's kids shock you?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

I was 14, actually exactly 14, it was a b-day present; booyah! lol  It was like 18 months later before it happened again; the taker of my virginity and I broke up soon after the b-day present.

Todays kids shock me only in their stupidity.  When I was that age, even though probably would have been best to wait for later, at least I had the common sense to always use protection and to at least be in some form of a relationship, or at least as close as you can come to one when you're in high school.  These days I hear stories, via a high school teacher friend, of kids talking about condoms are too uncomfortable, you don't need BC if you pull out, so on and so forth; it's like yeah, we only showed you those videos in sex ed to scare you out of having sex, all the stuff about disease and pregnancy was just made up.

MeaghanandMichael

Wait so oral sex DOESNT count???

playtntsbpg30

How old were you when first you did it?
 2 weeks after my 20th birthday. It was something I don't neccessarily regret but I don't take pride in it neither, as I was not in a relationship with him. We went on to be FWB for 4 yrs but never actually anything more. Although he is my (guy)best friend and has been since 10th grade. So it wasn't all that bad being it was at the point I just wanted to get it over with. I would not want to have waited for the first time to be "special" no. My first time sucked! and a few more times after that.

Do today's kids shock you? Mostly the younger they get the more I just get annoyed and wonder why or how these kids are getting away with stuff like that.

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Sex : I was 14, actually exactly 14, it was a b-day present; booyah! lol  It was like 18 months later before it happened again; the taker of my virginity and I broke up soon after the b-day present. Todays kids shock me only in their stupidity.  When I was that age, even though probably would have been best to wait for later, at least I had the common sense to always use protection and to at least be in some form of a relationship, or at least as close as you can come to one when you're in high school.  These days I hear stories, via a high school teacher friend, of kids talking about condoms are too uncomfortable, you don't need BC if you pull out, so on and so forth; it's like yeah, we only showed you those videos in sex ed to scare you out of having sex, all the stuff about disease and pregnancy was just made up.
Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

So we def need  Gril Next Door video. Please some one know what I am talking about.

cardmonsta

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Sex : I die. Serious giggles going on over here.
Posted by mrs.jesse[/QUOTE]

<div>Just do yourself a favor and <strong>DO NOT </strong>google "penile yarmulke."</div>

MeaghanandMichael

True story: I lost it to Guns N Roses Rocket Queen. If you  don't know why that is funny the song speaks for itself.