So, I want to be the Aqua Buddha for Halloween. This is a joke you will likely only get if you live in Kentucky. So I'll give a quick explanation with Cliff's notes:
Rand Paul, son of former presidential candidate Ron Paul, is running for Kentucky's U.S. Senate seat. In one hell of a GQ article, it was revealed that in college, Rand was in a secret society that liked to smoke pot and play pranks. In one prank, Rand and some friends "kidnapped" a young girl and made her bow down and worship "Aqua Buddha", which was a bong. His opponent, Jack Conway, has been running attacks ads about the whole clusterf*ck and it's just been ridiculous/hilarious for the great commonwealth of Kentucky.
Here's the GQ article for interested parties:
http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-q/2010/08/gq-exclusive-rand-pauls-crazy-college-days-hint-theres-a-secret-society-involved.htmlCN/Heart of the Matter: Aqua Buddha costumes aren't exactly sold in stores. So I will have to make one. How can I make a quick bong costume for Halloween? It should be blue. The only thing I can think to use would be water cooler tanks, which would be highly uncomfortable. Any ideas?