So, I recently gave a professional development seminar at one of our local community organizations. It went well, I left feeling like I had done a good job and refrained from being my normal spazzy self. Well, they sent me some pictures today and I have now realized that no matter what I do, my inner dufus just can't be contained. It's like the Kraken or something.
Here's me making a face that is somewhere between my poop face and my "Yay FOOD!" face.

And then, apparently, I started giving blow job lessons.

Damn it.