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Wanna see the goofiest picture ever?

So, I recently gave a professional development seminar at one of our local community organizations. It went well, I left feeling like I had done a good job and refrained from being my normal spazzy self. Well, they sent me some pictures today and I have now realized that no matter what I do, my inner dufus just can't be contained. It's like the Kraken or something.

Here's me making a face that is somewhere between my poop face and my "Yay FOOD!" face.




And then, apparently, I started giving blow job lessons.






Damn it.

Re: Wanna see the goofiest picture ever?

  • You're still adorable.

    Goofiest would me if someone saw me right now. I feel like I should put electrical tape over the webcam just.in.case.
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
  • YAAAY FOOD!!

    you look pretty.
  • You guys are too sweet. Speaking of food. I really wish I had a kit kat or some pancakes.
  • I have some halloween coffee crisps in my nightstand :D you can have some...
  • They all look very enthralled by your BJ lessons.
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    We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
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  • I'd take anything right now. I think I may make some popcorn or something.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_wanna-see-goofiest-picture-ever?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:d19d4997-d777-4383-966e-63a179b263e2Post:c4259939-fe62-458b-95dd-83561ef749df">Re: Wanna see the goofiest picture ever?</a>:
    [QUOTE]They all look very enthralled by your BJ lessons.
    Posted by raynes[/QUOTE]

    On the edge of their seats. You should have been there for the Q and A. The best part was at the end when a toothless woman got up and showed us how it's really done.
  • That is hilarious, did they at least stay awake?
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  • anna.oskaranna.oskar member
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    but you're a cute goofball  ;)
  • They actually did! I think it was all of the screaming that I was doing.

    True story: I used to train classes at work and I had this woman in class that would fall asleep and snore. Loudly. She sucked. She looked like a gigantic bullfrog.
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    [QUOTE]They actually did! I think it was all of the screaming that I was doing. True story: I used to train classes at work and I had this woman in class that would fall asleep and snore. Loudly. She sucked. She looked like a gigantic bullfrog.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Ha! did you try to embarrass her?
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  • No. Part of me wanted to, but she had health problems, so I felt bad for her.
  • I love pictures of people when they're mid-word, it always looks hilarious.  Unless it's me in the picture, then you can just delete it right quick.
  • Don't kill me, but why do you look like Sarah Palin? 
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    [QUOTE]You guys are too sweet. Speaking of food. I really wish I had a kit kat or some pancakes.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]


    MMMMM kit kat pancakes....
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  • It's like stopping th DVR at just the right moment to get the weird faces
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  • I had to videotape myself when I was student teaching, and not only was it while I was still a ways from my goal weight loss and when I had dyed my hair a dark brown, apparently, I raise my voice at the end of sentences, talk a lot higher than I think I do, and use my hands WAY too much.

    God in heaven, it was awful.
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_wanna-see-goofiest-picture-ever?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:d19d4997-d777-4383-966e-63a179b263e2Post:accb06f7-1208-430b-bc38-7ca7cf4a4166">Re: Wanna see the goofiest picture ever?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Don't kill me, but why do you look like Sarah Palin? 
    Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

    Do I? Is it the clothes or something?
  • Maybe its my small screen and the turtleneck. You look great, but that was just my first impression. I'm full of random tonight
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    [QUOTE]Maybe its my small screen and the turtleneck. You look great, but that was just my first impression. I'm full of random tonight
    Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

    :) Maybe I should quit my job and become a Sarah Palin impersonator. Or maybe I'll run for President!
  • I love professional Cew.
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  • You look great but errrm it looks like you have a "toy" in your hand! :P

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  • Aww you're not goofy.... just animated.
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  • If Cew ran for president, not only would I vote for her, but I'd run her campaign.

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