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Hello, have been checking this board out for a while. Never really posted. I am a poster on Sept. Brides 2011, Military Brides, and sometimes Etiquette boards. Wanted to introduce myself before I start posting. :)  My wedding date is Sept. 25th 2011. MY FI and I have known each other for 10 years. He is honestly my best friend. He is currently in the Marines. Me, trying to follow my passion, Cosmetology. :)
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  • SarahPLizSarahPLiz member
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    Rule #1- Please please please don't scream at us in all caps. 

    Other than that, welcome!
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  • AnysunriseAnysunrise member
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    Damn, I was expecting a little more crazy with the thread title.

    Hi!
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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    There's still time, Any.

    WELCOME TO THE BOARD!!!Eleventy

    No, seriously, welcome.
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  • betrothed123betrothed123
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    [QUOTE]Rule #1- Please please please don't scream at us in all caps.  Other than that, welcome!
    Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]
    <3

    Welcome, OP.
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • JenGin74JenGin74 member
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    I'm slightly disappointed that you're normal :(
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  • LesPaulLesPaul member
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    Hi, True.
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  • NatesGirl16NatesGirl16
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    AATB, will you fister me later?  I like it.  Please and thank you.
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  • betrothed123betrothed123
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    [QUOTE]OMG remember that fisting website we found?
    Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]
    Fisting for Jesus?  Because that was the shiit.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • marriedfilingjointlymarriedfilingjointly
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    http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

    (don't worry, SFW)
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    [QUOTE]OMG remember that fisting website we found?
    Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]


    Haha... I don't think I was around for that but something tells me I'm glad I wasn't ;)
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  • TheCranberryTheCranberry member
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    Welcome!  Do you have any pictures you'd like to share?  Those are always fun.
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  • betrothed123betrothed123
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    [QUOTE]<a href="http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html</a> (don't worry, SFW)
    Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]
    I freaking love this site!
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Show us your boobs or GET OUT.

    No really.

    Why are you not answering us?
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    HI True.
     And look Psy is back! Hi Psy.
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    [QUOTE]AATB, will you fister me later?  I like it.  Please and thank you.
    Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

    It would be my pleasure...

    Seriously truegirl you are slow.  Answer these questions now.  Let's go let's GO.
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  • slubkinslubkin member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_new-board?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:e6458a01-3246-4dce-9309-dabeaaff6bfbPost:144dbbd3-16bc-4898-900a-3d1697170831">Re: NEW TO THE BOARD!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEW TO THE BOARD! : Fisting for Jesus?  Because that was the shiit.
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]
    lol, my FI loves Fisting for Jesus. 
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  • betrothed123betrothed123
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEW TO THE BOARD! : lol, my FI loves Fisting for Jesus. 
    Posted by slubkin[/QUOTE]
    So does mine ;)
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    ...Okay that website is seriously hilarious.
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  • ccdaisyccdaisy member
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    Nice to meet you True, welcome to the board.
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  • TheCranberryTheCranberry member
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    [QUOTE]<a href="http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html</a> (don't worry, SFW)
    Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

    Ach!  That site is blocked at my job.  Now I'm on the naughty list.
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    [QUOTE]AATB- since you leave us with novels often, by the time we are done reading it, you have returned.  :P
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    Yes.  It's all part of my plan.

    Plus I'm a complete and utter PW so, there's that too. 
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  • truegirl89truegirl89
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    Sorry about the caps. Don't like to yell, and definitely not crazy.

    HELLO NEW PERSON.  Wait, why are we yelling? Sorry. :)

    Cosmetology, eh?  What's your favorite part of cosmetology? I love cutting hair.

    What's it like being an army... err, Marine (soontobe) wife? Very stressful, and an everyday challenge. I will be going through my first deployment soon. What doesn't kill you always makes you stronger.

    Do you have a favorite SBer? I'm confused. :)

    How old are you? 21 December.

    Do you have fur babies?  PICS PLEASE.
    Not yet. Love animals though.

    10 years is a long time.  I've known mine since I was 13 so... 13 years.  I win.  How does that make you feel?  I'm just joshin' ya.  How did he propose?
    Over the phone. When he comes on leave he will be proposing traditionally. He is stationed out of state.

    I'm curious about your SN.  truegirl?  As opposed to, fakegirl?  possiblygirl?  liargirl?  What's the story? No, I don't really know. I guess it is more of, I always tell the truth even if it hurts. The truth may hurt sometimes, but lies hurt worse.

    Also, pie or cake? Definitely cake.

    Fister is my soon to be last name. He catches a lot for it. He was a First Class Private Fister. Yea, his platoon found it hilarious.
    Thank you for the welcomes.
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    [QUOTE]<a href="http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html</a> (don't worry, SFW)
    Posted by marriedfilingjointly[/QUOTE]

    LIES! My web nanny at work says it's porn and restricts me. I hate her so much.
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    [QUOTE]Sorry about the caps. Don't like to yell, and definitely not crazy. HELLO NEW PERSON.  Wait, why are we yelling? Sorry. :) Cosmetology, eh?  What's your favorite part of cosmetology? I love cutting hair. What's it like being an army... err, Marine (soontobe) wife? Very stressful, and an everyday challenge. I will be going through my first deployment soon. What doesn't kill you always makes you stronger. Do you have a favorite SBer? I'm confused. :) How old are you? 21 December. Do you have fur babies?  PICS PLEASE. Not yet. Love animals though. 10 years is a long time.  I've known mine since I was 13 so... 13 years.  I win.  How does that make you feel?  I'm just joshin' ya.  How did he propose? Over the phone. When he comes on leave he will be proposing traditionally. He is stationed out of state. I'm curious about your SN.  truegirl?  As opposed to, fakegirl?  possiblygirl?  liargirl?  What's the story? No, I don't really know. I guess it is more of, I always tell the truth even if it hurts. The truth may hurt sometimes, but lies hurt worse. Also, pie or cake? Definitely cake<strong>. Fister is my soon to be last name. He catches a lot for it. He was a First Class Private Fister. Yea, his platoon found it hilarious</strong>. Thank you for the welcomes.
    Posted by truegirl89[/QUOTE]

    That's the greatest thing I've ever heard. Thank you, for bringing this into my life.
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  • SarahPLizSarahPLiz member
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    You might not want to have your last name in your siggy, just for security reasons. Plus, it just looks odd to me. 
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  • LessThanZeroLessThanZero
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEW TO THE BOARD! : ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. Also, truegirl - <strong>whats the uh, "Fister" thing in your ticker?  Is that going to be your new last name, is it some subliminally dirty message you're trying to send </strong>everyone or did you just type something random there to eff with us?
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    I just snorted. 3 times.

    I just pictured it saying, "x months, x weeks and x days until I marry my fister" or  "x months, x weeks and x days until I become a fister"

    I'm sorry, OP. Welcome to SB.  : )
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    Private First Class Fister.  That rocks my face.  Haha... well... okay anyway.

    If it makes you feel any better, my fiance's name is actually BJ, his initials, which he willingly goes by.  I just call him Ben on the boards because, well, hrm.  Figure it out :)

    You seem like a very serious young lady.
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  • truegirl89truegirl89
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    Not a post and run sorry. :) Was talking to FI.

    Your welcome. I don't know how I feel about being a FIster. l0l. They can no longer make fun of him, he is now a Lance Corporal. Although there still is the Fister part.

    Fisting for Jesus, Wow. Never heard of that. Learn something new everyday.
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    [QUOTE]Private First Class Fister.  That rocks my face.  Haha... well... okay anyway. If it makes you feel any better, <strong>my fiance's name is actually BJ</strong>, his initials, which he willingly goes by.  I just call him Ben on the boards because, well, hrm.  Figure it out :) <strong>You seem like a very serious young lady.
    </strong>Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    BJ, That's great. FI and his platoon have contest to see which one is the most sexually perverted. What do you expect for several sexually deprived men. He is second in place now that his rank changed.

    No, not really. :) As you get to know me, not really serious. I might be for my age, but that could be due to me having a son. :)

    You ladies seem great and fun. Can't wait to get to know you all.
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    I wasnt joking about the boobs........
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