Snarky Brides

Just wanted to say...

Hi! (I'm new.) And also, I'm SO GLAD there's a Snarky Brides section. We just eloped last week and have started to plan our big wedding, and there's already drama (with other people). Considering I'm trying to be as anti-Bridezilla as possible (which includes not being all ZOMG WEDDINGGGGGGGG!!! all the time, good Lord), the drama with our loved ones is so frustrating.

So. Hi. 
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Re: Just wanted to say...

  • OP. Save yourself now if you are real. You can't have a pretty princess day if you are already married, military or not, and call it a wedding. It is a vow renewal or a church blessing, not a wedding. 

    Your elopement was your wedding, whether you like it or not. I bet the military will agree. 
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    [QUOTE]She has a Military Bride badge in her sig and a Our Church Wedding ticker. <strong>Hey OP did you elope so you can collect the extra money they give you or your H for being married so you can plan your Big Pretty Princess Day?</strong>
    Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]

    If you did this, you best not come back.
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  • *rocks gently in corner*
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    [QUOTE]This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real.
    Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

    This is awesome in conjunction with your sig.
  • Or everyone could just get ugly and see how long it takes for Kat to come out of the closet this time
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  • I completely just LOL'd at that....it's the first sign of the apolcalypse!!!

  • See, I just want to give her horrible advice to help her make a fool of herself.  Or tell her to commit every faux paus imaginable, but to ask the girls on E how to work out the details. (BTW, I like E, they would put their collective foot down.)
    I would hate to put the E girls through that torment, but it would be fun to watch.
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-wanted-say?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e7847ddf-0585-4b17-bdb4-698abb849b35Post:80b62dd1-e336-4c50-90c2-4c45e33bd38b">Re: Just wanted to say...</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just wanted to say... : Want to get married and make babies?
    Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]
    I was JUST posting about how I like you so much in the poll thread.  Haha.

    And the answer is yes!
  • My Itunes just played "Time Warp" and I can totally see all of us singing this together. AATB is Columbia for some reason. 

    We need an SB GTG one day.. and we need to do this. 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just wanted to say... : Want to get married and make babies?
    Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

    Ahem, she's spoken for
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just wanted to say... : Yeah, that's it. The z just doesn't mean anything, lol.
    Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

    OH ok.. I was beginning to thing there was a new word and I didnt get the memo..
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  • I am all out of hate/shock for the day.

    ::Hugs of sympathy for OP!::

    If you are real, double hugs.
    If you are fake, you clearly need one too.
  • If this is a troll, it's B.  Because she hasn't been around, and those tickers and info are just too legit to be anyone else.

    If she's real, I'm sorry we were so mean. You jumped in on a bad day.... and you made bad decisions by trying to have  wedding after you're already married.  
  • At least the BSC-ness has made my afternoon at work go by faster.

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  • B? As in Betrothed?? I really don't think so.
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    [QUOTE]B? As in Betrothed?? I really don't think so.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    <div>I don't either. It was sort of tongue-in-cheek.</div><div>
    </div><div>Like, no one would put this much effort into creating an ae/troll.... except B (and I only think that because in the past she said she does make a whole fake profile, etc.)</div>
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    [QUOTE]B? As in Betrothed?? I really don't think so.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    I don't think so either.. its too sloppy or something.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-wanted-say?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e7847ddf-0585-4b17-bdb4-698abb849b35Post:1862b50a-e145-4665-b5b7-4caf38639a24">Re: Just wanted to say...</a>:
    [QUOTE]Hi Kiki.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

    <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-undecided.gif" border="0" alt="Undecided" title="Undecided" />
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  • Ok, guys?  You have GOT to learn how to appreciate a troll (even a pathetically obvious one) for what it is and have a little fun with it.  Loosen up.  Poke at it a bit.  See how long it takes to make it say it feels sorry for our FIs.  Give it a good kick in the crotch and then giggle.

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  • I tried to quote J&K as she is exactly right.  It's much more fun to lull them into a sense of security and prod them into revealing their true BSC-ness.



    This is where it took me when i hit the quote button



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    [QUOTE]Hi Kiki.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]
    Well I'm way late on this, but it's taken awhile to catch up on the crazy today.<div>I just wanted to say that this is fuucking hilarious, I actually lol'd.</div>
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    [QUOTE]I tried to quote J&K as she is exactly right.  It's much more fun to lull them into a sense of security and prod them into revealing their true BSC-ness. This is where it took me when i hit the quote button
    Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

    It;s been doing this to me randomly for three days. Yesterday I posted a response to someone and it disappeared. When I later looked at my post list it showed up in a Philadelphia thread, randomly sitting there between two people conversations. It didn't even phase them. The Knot Matrix strikes again.
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