Haha! For my lovelies with kids

ricksang

http://shitmykidsruined.com/

luckyme502

I've seen that website before.  All I have to say is properly supervised kids don't ruin stuff.  Well, at least not as much stuff as unsupervised children. 

[Deleted User]

Ha! That's hilarious. It makes me thankful that Ben has not really done any of that (yet).

JoyTate1

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[QUOTE]I've seen that website before.  All I have to say is properly supervised kids don't ruin stuff.  Well, at least not as much stuff as unsupervised children. 
Posted by luckyme502[/QUOTE]
Well, by the time I came around, there were 3 of us and only one mom, so, you do the math.  Although, the worst I did was color on the wall in permanent marker and cover my body in red food dye. 

J&K10910

This makes me glad I don't ever want children.

deepcovejackie

I've stopped a few similar events.  I still watch my 11 year old like a hawk.

shannonalise

Oh my god! This website is terrifying. I love the iPod one.

Steph0871

I don't understand how little kids get access to paint? The buckets are kind of heavy...

my favorite is the loofah: 

"“You no look with your face mom. You no look with your face.” This is his current catch-phrase for when he knows he’s up to no good."

[Deleted User]

And people wonder why I don't want kids.

MarriedInAFever

This is both hilarious and horrifying! The ipod one is great.

SarahPLiz

My little sister got a hold of a magic marker and colored so hard in one spot on the bathroom wall that it went all he way through the paint into the sheetrock. We had to put walpaper over it, and then primer, and then paint in order to cover it up. She also emptied my mom's contacts into the toilet, under the guise of cleaning them.

She was fairly well supervised by me, my older sister, and my mom, but she was fast and sneaky. Come to think of it, she's still fast and sneaky.

btrflykate1230

Declan drew on the walls today for the first time. I had no idea he had a pen, that sneaky little devil. He was on his little car, pushing himself around, when all of a sudden he stopped and it got quiet. Yeah, little trouble maker!

[Deleted User]

I've found that it's when they're quiet, that you have the most to worry about.