I just finished a first draft. They're kinda goofy, but I like 'em!
I hate the way you watch Fox TV, and that you could eat a BLT bus. I hate the way you hike so fast, and that Marmot backpacks make you lust.
I hate that you're afraid of horses, and the way you read my mind. I hate that you leave clothes everywhere; That I eventually have to find.
I hate that you think you're never wrong and even more when you're actually right. I hate that you're willing to take crazy risks, but you're afraid of flight.
I hate that you sleep with your cell phone, and how much you love Ron Paul. I hate that you have no dance moves, and that you're such a goof ball.
But really I don't hate a thing, I couldn't think of ONE. These quirks are the reason I love you, and why our life together is so fun.
For the rest of our life, I promise to be: As good of a wife as you are husband to me.
I promise to share my life with you. I promise to be honest and tell you the truth. I promise I'll try my best to cook (And yes, i just noticed that your head shook). I promise to kiss you every day on the lips, and I promise that I'll still be up for spontaneous road trips. I promise to be there in good times or whatever, I promise that I will love you (and tell you) forever.