OL Tuesday

shortgirltx

NFT.

NMac2010

Dear head of my organization,

Please stop doing re-org's. There is no reason I should have had 3 different bosses for the same position in one year. That's ridiculous!

Love,
Your very unhappy associate

bsn1752

Dear Natalie - Sounds like the company I left a year ago!!

-Brianna


Dear Self - please stop forgetting your e-ring... I know that you're not used to wearing it still, but cmon.  You've been engaged 4 months.

- Self

NMac2010

Dear Brianna,

Yes it sucks. And, I don't recognize you anymore now that you changed your siggy pic! haha.

Natalie

shortgirltx

Dear XYZ,

You just suck the life out of me sometimes.  You are constantly looking for things I do wrong to ding me and for me, it has become tiring.  You are lax with everyone else in the summer so give us some slack.  We have nothing going on (including you) so my apologies for actually taking a lunch today. 

fallbride1109

Dear Self,

You have 3 months until your B-pics.  Stop eating cake.

balfour00

Dear Self,
Turn your mind off at night so you can get some much needed sleep.  There is no need to organize all the details of your life at 3:45 in the morning.  I think you jumped from questions to ask the preacher to actually singing the entire song that you want to walk down the aisle to just to make sure it works.  Really?
From,
Tired You

juliebug1997

Dear Disney World,
I had a wonderful vacation with Bill last week and you truly are the Happiest Place on Earth!!!!  I enjoyed meeting all the awesome characters and thank you for introducing me to Lilo and Stitch.  I have never seen the movies but they were adorable at their character meal.  I have now bought the movie and will watch it with Bill later. 

Thanks,
Happy Customer #1

Dear Big Toe on My Right Foot,
Please stop itching--especially under the toe nail.  It's annoying and I want you to stop it right now!

The Boss

Terriniski

To the gods,
What the heck did Jordan do to piss you off so badly?  First you kill the Wii, then his laptop, and today his car?  And all within one week?!  Not to mention, during the week of his birthday... Does his mere existence offend you so greatly?  Sheesh.  Give the guy a break!
Wife who is surprised her husband hasn't thrown a justifiable fit yet
P.S. By writing this, I hope I don't manage to jinx myself and take on his bad luck!

bsn1752

Dear Natalie - Sorry! I knew that would happen!!

- Brianna

Tiffany618

Dear Body,

Why have you gained several pounds despite being back in the gym regularly and not eating THAT badly?

Stop this trend, NOW.

Me

SoonToBeMrsHoz

Dear coworkers,

Please please please don't heat up nasty stuff in the microwave that is 10 feet from my office/cubicle. Why can't you be like me and go downstairs to the cafeteria and heat up your food and eat it there? Or at least heat it up there and then bring it back up.

Right now it smells like someone just heated up dirty gym sock soup. I feel sick.

bsn1752

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_texas-dallas-ft-worth_ol-tuesday-39?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:102Discussion:e45fe32c-ac6c-4ec0-b8c7-aff08645b7d9Post:096d2f0d-70fd-4c09-872a-28664b16d5ae">Re: OL Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear coworkers, Please please please don't heat up nasty stuff in the microwave that is 10 feet from my office/cubicle. Why can't you be like me and go downstairs to the cafeteria and heat up your food and eat it there? Or at least heat it up there and then bring it back up. Right now it smells like someone just heated up dirty gym sock soup. I feel sick.
Posted by SoonToBeMrsHoz[/QUOTE]

OH!!! This happens to me ALL THE TIME.  I'm actually moving next month because of it... so gross.

SoonToBeMrsHoz

In Response to <a href="http://dallas.weddings.com/Sites/weddings/Pages/main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_texas-dallas-ft-worth_ol-tuesday-39?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:102Discussion:e45fe32c-ac6c-4ec0-b8c7-aff08645b7d9Post:5d12524a-2665-42be-ada9-3c01e54e10b1">Re: OL Tuesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OL Tuesday : OH!!! This happens to me ALL THE TIME.  I'm actually moving next month because of it... so gross.
Posted by bsn1752[/QUOTE]

I really feel like I am going to throw up. No joke. :(

angieandjames

Dear superior-person-who-is-not-my-boss-but-I-still-work-"for"-you,

I realize I am new, and a bit slow.  Still, I am following my direct managers instruction as far as how to allocate my time and what to work on... please do not email me, and copy her, saying "I'm disappointed this project won't be done" because you made me cry.  Give a new girl some slack - if you don't run me off, I'll me an awesome employee one of these days.

~Disheartened employee

bsn1752

Aww Angie - I'm sorry!

ezzyv

I used to think some of my coworkers would do it on purpose. Some smells are just too strong. (I get sick every time I smell kettle corn.)

Tiffany618

Angie - I feel your pain... except I'm not new.  I report to someone in another state at our headquarters...who is completely out of touch with the field.    So I get orders to do something and I have a manager from each of my 17 cities (my "unofficial bosses") screaming at me.

Hello, I didn't sign up to work in the complaints department.

Mariah09202008

Dear co-workers,

If I get this job that I'll hopefully be interviewing for next week...I swear to God and all that is holy next week will be my last full week and I won't even think twice about it.
-SOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ready to get out of this place.

ezzyv

Dear FI,
Please give an opinion about the wedding when I ask for it. You know I am indecisive.
L,
Your future wife

Dear people I sent invites to,
Please respond before the due date, either way. At least look at the website.
-Worried bride

JennaV26

Dear Self,

I'm proud of you and Sister for packing up the entire kitchen today; however, sitting on the couch watching The City is hardly conducive to packing up the rest of the apartment. You're moving on Thursday - get to work!

Love,

JennaV

danac2010

Dear FI,

Please stop adding people to our ever growing guest list.  These are people you don't ever see and had the nerve to ask for an invite.  I secretly hope that our no children rule keeps them from coming in from out of town!!

Love,

Your already stressed about the guest list, fiancée!

mandasue178

Dear Knotties,

Thanks for the T&Ps last week. It's been rough, but we're getting through it. Despite the fact that it was a horrible tragedy, I think it's brought us all closer together. We'll still be needing T&Ps this week though, since Thursday is my DH's birthday and my BIL graduates from culinary school on Saturday. Both of these are going to be rough without my MIL here. 

Thanks again!

Me

Mariah,

Good luck!! I hope this is the one you've been waiting for!

-Amanda