People seem snowed in and bored today, so let's play a game.
What's the best worst idea you've ever heard on the boards (by that I mean, what's the most entertaining terrible idea you've seen)? How did the person react?
Also--no limit! If you think of more than one, or think of another later, post them. Let's have a good laugh.
Courtesy of megk8oz

"I think bablingbrooke is the 13 yr old marring her cousin at the town hall. Lets all give her a big hand. And hope her inbred children can live normal lives." -tabs.
A word of warning from your friends at Cracked.com: Remember that text is going to be how you make your first impression over the internet; if every third word you type is misspelled, people will automatically assume that you're a moron.