Ding Dong

Laquishasdoinitgurlz

Gurlz, I gots me a problem.  

Okay, U C...My future hubby has a man on his groomsman side...He is being a head-ache.  First off, he probly gone get my man high before the weding.  But that's fine unless they do thangs other than the "lady green".  

I know he is gonna get him messed up real bad.  I know because we used to be togethur and he's a wheelin-and-dealin man.  

So yes, we were and item at one point in time...when he done proposed, I did say no because I had feelings for my man who I is now my FIANCE!!!!  

He so sexy, trust me.

BUT I know deep down, he is gonna eiber say sometin stupid in his "speech" or somtin like that...SO I want a classy wedding and I WANT HIM OUT!!!!

HELP!

jagore08

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[QUOTE]Gurlz, I gots me a problem.   Okay, U C...My future hubby has a man on his groomsman side...He is being a head-ache.  First off, he probly gone get my man high before the weding.  But that's fine unless they do thangs other than the "lady green".  ;) I know he is gonna get him messed up real bad.  I know because we used to be togethur and he's a wheelin-and-dealin man.   So yes, we were and item at one point in time...when he done proposed, I did say no because I had feelings for my man who I is now my FIANCE!!!!   He so sexy, trust me. BUT I know deep down, he is gonna eiber say sometin stupid in his "speech" or somtin like that...SO I want a classy wedding and I WANT HIM OUT!!!! HELP!
Posted by Laquishasdoinitgurlz[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>What?  Please be MUD.</div><div>
</div><div>OK.</div><div>You're afraid that the best man, your once boyfriend who proposed to you, is going to get your fiance high before the wedding.  You're ok with this as long as they stick to pot.  I don't exactly understand what you mean by a "wheelin-and-dealin man" but I'm assuming it's not good.</div><div>
</div><div>The best I can say is sit down with your FI and talk to him about your concerns.  It's his choice who he asks to stand up with him just as it's your choice who you have stand up with you.

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vsgal

Ok, I totally call MUD.  Your wedding is in 2014 and you expect us to council you on your pot-smoking future FI and his friends. Sorry.

You are right.  You do have a problem--grasping the English language.

bbyckes

MUD and horribly racist MUD at that. 

SassyBrass

Yep... has to be mud. At least I am REALLY hoping so.
Either way, the whole "gurlz" and slang-type has really got to stop. It makes you sound very, very immature and far from intelligent.

trix1223

MUD MUD MUD MUD MUD MUD.  And dare I say it:  offensive MUD.

jaimed99

This hurts my brain...I hope it's MUD...

suz62984

You're a moron!  Your posts are mixed with racists comments and language[i.e. "I curl chicken wings when I eat them"]. You can tell it's all fake; your others posts are so far off from this one it's ridiculous. It only makes you look like an uneducated idiot so good job on achieving that. Please, please, please do NOT reproduce!!!

frogurt814

All I could think of when I read the title was the SNL skit "Doorbells and More".  "Ding Dong, I'm getting married today."

Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

jenn.daniel

Actually, it made me think of the wicked witch.

bbyckes

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[QUOTE]Actually, it made me think of the wicked witch.
Posted by jenn.daniel[/QUOTE]

<div>Somehow I'm not surprised by this at all. </div>

CallaLily08

Two things...I'm fairly new, what does MUD mean??

Also, I don't really understand what OP problem is.

bbyckes

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[QUOTE]Two things...I'm fairly new, what does MUD mean?? Also, I don't really understand what OP problem is.
Posted by CallaLily08[/QUOTE]

<div>MUD = Made-Up Drama</div><div>
</div><div>OP's problem is non-existent, as this person is most likely not real. </div>

SassyBrass

MUD=Made up Drama.
As for what the OP's problem is: she seems to be a moron, for starters...

bablingbrooke

OP's problem is that the school system seems to have failed her so terribly.

suz62984

Brooke - I don't know that the school system can teach someone with the brain compactly of a spoon.

saxy414

Seriously, all the grammar and spelling mistakes--but she got "fiance" right?  I'm not buying this. 

I'm sincerely hoping this is MUD, but (Lord help us) if it isn't, sit down with your guy.  Tell him calmly about your concerns.  It is up to him to take care of it, if this GM is such a problem yet they are good friends.

bbyckes

I cannot get over how many people are actually entertaining that this could possibly be anything other than MUD. 

Really, no one ever comes on her with an incredibly southern dialect or made up Asian dialect.  It's just weird.  I guess imitating supposed black speak is much more easier to conjure up. 

bablingbrooke

Capri, I'm sure you're right.  But the last few times I've called MUD I've been wrong so I'm hesitant to ever do so, even in the face of something as "obviously" obvious as this.