OMG...so many people want a "piece" of my wedding its becoming so stressful to me we may hop a plane to Vegas.
My FMIL is becoming a borderline stalker re all things wedding, whether or not they are my taste (the vision for the wedding is quite clear by now) I am so tired of hearing about my own wedding its ridiculous.
My FSIL is annoying me all the way from europe (since she has decided that my wedding is her personal craft project), about picking out beads in some foreign land so she can "make all the bm's jewelry" When she came to me about it at first we had just announced our engagement and the whole family just went insane and bombarded me to the point where I had to have a stress cry later and I was so overwhelmed i said "yeah sure, whatever" but now I just want her to go away.
My BFF, who is also my BM, just ripped me a new one for going dress shopping with my mom, grandma and sis. WTF??!?!?! and then proceeded to demeand that I include her in all planning aspects, to which my reply was "Really? Seriously?? Thanks, but I really don't need an entourage when I take Grandma out in her wheelchair and spend half my dress appt in the handicapped washroom anyways."
I get that everyone is excited, but seriously does every person in the immediate family and wedding party need to come and help me wipe my bum?? How many people seriously does it take to lick envelopes?
The influx of people is really NOT HELPFUL to me at all and causes me way more stress than just getting things done with my helpful assistant (I mean FI, har har)
How can I make these crazy wedding obsessed freaky people my friends and family have become disappear?? Do they think I'm kidding when I say that if I hear "About your wedding...." that I may become homicidal? Obviously all these peeps need a hobby of sorts since my wedding is all they talk about anymore. Thanks for hearing my vent ladies...only 7 more months and then once I'm married no one will be able to plan my wedding in their own heads anymore! yay!