Last night I dreamed DH and I got married and went to our reception, which had a cash bar, a couple bowls of nuts for food, and very few guests. DH was missing--he decided skip our reception to go hang out with his friends. It was so vivid that it took me a second this morning to remember that we had a wedding that DH did attend. But boy was he in trouble for those few seconds before I had my bearings this morning
Courtesy of megk8oz

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