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Pregnant Bridesmaid.

Re: Pregnant Bridesmaid.

  • Licia&WayneLicia&Wayne
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    Please be MUD. This cannot be real.
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    It's a girl!
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  • CTGirl30CTGirl30
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    I seriously hope this is a joke.
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  • CA2MT4EveRCA2MT4EveR member
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    I hope so too.  If not, you are seriously in need of some smackintheface youarenotaprincess getoverit
    dont make ur password so easy. gbck2CA2 hahahaha
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  • mbcdefgmbcdefg member
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    I suggest you go to her house with some balloons (balloons always cheer people up, loz), and sit her down and say to her, "Remember our verbal contract? Well, you're in violation of that since you got preggers, so I'm afraid you're out of the wedding. So sorry!" Then give her a bug hug and the balloons and get out of that selfish biitch's house before her unfairness rubs off on u.

    Of course, you'll need a replacement bridesmaid. I would start asking your friends if they plan to remain single and therefore not knocked up ... maybe ask the really ugly ones who are sure not to have a boyfriend, lol. Or do you have any lesbian friends? They won't be getting sperm near them anytime soon, lawlz. Or ask all your friends if they've had a hysterectomy (try a big Facebook post to reach all of them at once!) so that it's guaranteed not to happen ... if you just want a random person, go to a local hospital and see if anyone's just had a hysterectomy and try to make friendz with them.

    Anotehr idea might be to invite the preggerz jerk out with you to someplace that has stairs, and then be sneaky and trip her so she falls down. That way, she'll have a miscarriage and then you don't have to go through all that work and stress of finding someone to replace her! That should also teach her a lesson about trying to steal your thunder for the next few months! After all, the next few months are YOUR WEDDING, not just the one day, so this will subconsciously make her realize that it was wrong of her to have a baby during what should be YOUR time!

    *HUGZ* Can't wait for your princess day sweetie!
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  • CA2MT4EveRCA2MT4EveR member
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     mbcdefg makes me laugh!

    PS- the plus side to the ugly girl is no one will be looking at her. at all.
    dont make ur password so easy. gbck2CA2 hahahaha
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  • aerinpegadrakaerinpegadrak member
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    Careful, malphabet, she might take you seriously.

    Did you even read the little blurb at the top of the page, sweetie?  You've not only crossed the bridezilla line already, you're so far past it, it would be faster to circle the globe and come back around the other side than to try and backtrack.  Be up front and tell her that you don't want anything to do with her since she had the audacity not to put her life and family on hold for your wedding, so she has a chance to cut her losses and find some better friends.
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  • banana468banana468 member
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    Is this board so dull that THIS is the MUD?

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  • bablingbrookebablingbrooke member
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    Obviously you should have told them not to have sex, period.
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  • lizstill13lizstill13 member
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    ::rolls eyes::

    moving on...

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  • CA2MT4EveRCA2MT4EveR member
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    ugh-- dd
    dont make ur password so easy. gbck2CA2 hahahaha
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  • banana468banana468 member
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    I hope it was DD'd because we didn't create any drama over it...and not because it was true.
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  • stina93446stina93446 member
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    No one quoted it? GRH, I JUST got home and missed it. Cliff notes anyone?
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  • bablingbrookebablingbrooke member
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    OP, if you're going to make things up, please steal from a less well-known source: http://www.slate.com/id/2149972

    Prudie to the rescue yet again on WP!
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  • bablingbrookebablingbrooke member
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    Bride told the BMs to not get pregnant until after she got married, one did and now she's pissed and wants to know what to say to her.  No one took the bait.
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  • CA2MT4EveRCA2MT4EveR member
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    Yeah, it was pretty close to that.
    dont make ur password so easy. gbck2CA2 hahahaha
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  • stina93446stina93446 member
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    Wow, yeah that HAS to be MUD.
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  • lalap69lalap69 member
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    HAHAHAHA mbcdefg had the best answer of all time.  I actually lol'd.  Love it. :)
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  • LoveBugBabyLoveBugBaby member
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    Wow, no words to speak here... I will NEVER understand girls who have this frame of mind... who friggin' cares!

    BTW, what does MUD mean??
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  • SassyBrassSassyBrass
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    MBC cracked me up. that was awesome.
    So... she told her friends they can't get pregnant until after her wedding!? Right, YOU control that. You should tell them not to have sex at all just to avoid any chance!
    I can picture that going over well.

    Well, if this isn't mud and she comes back to read this:
    If you want to know what to say to your friend, here it is: Congratulations.
    Or you can say Congrats if the first one has too many syllables for you. Because with your unreasonable expectations, I'm guessing you're a child.
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  • Arther007Arther007
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    mud for sure.

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  • FutureMrsBoucherFutureMrsBoucher member
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    MUD or not, mbcdefg made my day. massive lawlz. srsly.
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