African American Weddings

Poll: When no one is looking... sometimes I..

What are some of the crazy, totally random things that you do when no one is around...or when you think no one is looking?Me..at work i only use the handicap bathroom (its a seperate room from the other) and sometimes I pop lock in the mirror before i go and after...Then sometimes at the gym, when i am the only one in the cinema room on the eliptical, I tend to bring out my inner beyonce and may proceed to stop grab the handles do a head roll and a pop... next

Re: Poll: When no one is looking... sometimes I..

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    OMG Lady! You are Carazy!!!! when no one is looking sometimes I arrange my boobs in my bra. Sorta like men when they do that pulling thing with their winky. when no one is looking, sometimes I 'walk like a model.' when no one is looking, sometimes I talk to myself. Well, that really doesn't count cuz I do that even when people ARE looking. Then I look at them like THEY'RE crazy when I notice them looking at me!
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    Ladysun, Girl, you are HILARIOUS!! (Just had to say that!)I can't think of anything right now though so I'll get back to you!!
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    ladysun: When I am the only one in the gym I sing the songs from my ipod out loud and jam out too. Glad I am not the only one.
  • missevansmissevans member
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    Cat, you and I must be kindred spirits.  I rearrange these girls in my bra about once an hour.  They just always seem to shift.  Also, on my floor, there's this straight walkway from my cube to the elevator, the girls and I practice our model walk up and down that walkway, lol. Really, when no one is looking, I pull up my half wig and scratch my scalp and let it breathe. This thing gets HOT.
  • OFFOFF
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    edited December 2011
    i'm sitting here shaking my head you are crazy! OMG I also adjust myself when no one is looking. I also like to give them a little pat, my way of saying hey girls you're doing great! I also talk to myself but I do that whether anyone is around or not.
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    OMG CTFU I am tearing up, lol "this thing gets hot"
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    I talk to myself as well.  I also through in a few BET uncut moves.  Oh when I'm in the bathroom alone at work sometimes I revert back to my cheerleading days & do a cheer or a jump.....just to see if I still got it even though I've gained weight since then....BTW yup sista still got it! lol 
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    LMAO @ Ladysun....Like Cat I too fix my girls when no one is around. I also apply my lip glass and pucker my looks just to make sure I look cute. And last but not least when I'm in the car on the way to work I sing my heart out!!!
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    Jeez Louise...I guess we all really are sistas in spirit! Too funny!
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    I'm joining the club of push up girls. I also check to see if I'm ashy by running my nail down the side of my legs because I never wear hose. I also make sure my boy shorts aren't showing lines thru my clothes. If they are, I wobble when I walk til the lines fall. LOL
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    Ooooo pop lock and drop it!!!I like to check my booty out in any mirror/window, dump crumbs from the bag directly in my mouth, pick lint from my locks, fix the girls and pat my hips as I walk.. as if to say work it gur!! Then I was told I do this all the time and everyone sees me!!
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    LOL @ Lovie. Girl I do the ash test too!
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    Oh and on the treadmill I like to make my booty jump on certain songs
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    LOL Cat....I bet if we all got together.... watch yourself! Between the girls and booty popin', we could make our own video and M'nique a run for her money  ROFLMAO
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    CTFU!!!! @ you girls oh my!
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    okaaayy?! hI five to that sistah!
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    I practice crying cute in a mirror. I am one of those "ugly criers" and I can't be all up in my wedding video crying, looking like Wanda from Living Color. I think I got it down pat but I need a few more rehearsals. LOL
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    you are stooooooopid DST OMG lol, I just got a visual of your crazy butt doing that... ( i used to do it when i was little) lmao
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    I have recently gained some weight and I have always been the skinny chick in my family so now I have a booty. I am booty obsessed now so any chance I get I am looking at it. I am constantly adjust my undies. TMI I know!
    Lovin Kimmie
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    lmao..once you  been on this board long enough, nothing is TMI
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    OK....since yall been telling your lil secrets...imma tell my own deep dark secret that i wouldn't tell anyone but my closest bestest friends. i pop my butt in the mirror all.the.time. i mean the bend over with your hands on your knees type pop it. i be gyrating like it's nobody's business. i also practice stripper moves and the michael jackson dances. sometimes i'm at it so long i break a sweat. don't y'all tell nobody cuz i WILL lie and say that's not true!
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    Ok Cat I will join u.... I practice booty clapping!! Dont tell anyone tho..... I am obsessed wit my booty!! LOL!!
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    ISHAWNA - girl u done kilt me! i promise i've got tears and my stomach hurts! LMAO!!! let's hold hands and sing some MJ - "you are not alone....i am here with you" i don't care what nobody say - the girls on this board are SOMEHOW related! bootyclap - OMG!!!! LOL!
  • OFFOFF
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    edited December 2011
    you ladies are certified crazy! my boss gonna come over and wonder why i'm out here dying!! dst practicing crying pretty?! You now have me wondering if I'm a ugly crier. With all this gyrating grabbing popping and smacking we got a regular ol music video or at least a decent pole dance routine.
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    @ DST- I wished I would've practice crying pretty. I didn't expect to cry at my wedding but I did and damn was I making so ugly faces...child its on facebook and aint a cute site...LOL
    Expecting our 16 year Dating Anniversary baby on 11/11/11! BabyFetus Ticker
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    Now you know I gotta see that video. LOL
  • milinimilini member
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    edited December 2011
    OMG! This made my DAY!
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