So TLC has a gaggle of bridal shows on tonight, they call the programming Bride Fridays. I'm watchng Say Yes to the Dress right now and this lady is shopping for a crack dress. mmhm, let it soak in for a minute.
it is as it sounds, she wants a dress that draws attention to line at the apex of her booty. she finds not one, but two of them and we are privileged enough to be on the listening end of the conversation with her fiance as she says to him "what do you mean I can't buy both of em? - are you really telling me I can't have 2 dresses for eleven thousand?" I've tivo'ed this chick twice and I don't know how she did it but she made that sound like a damn bargain. and THEN proceeded to be surprised when he said no. they came back the next day and he bought just the one dress for $6600. I don't have a point here, I just think I'm with the wrong dude LOL!!