Them: Can I please bring someone?
Me: No.
Them: Aww. but she's wifey Lainey.
Me: In the 10 years I've known this is "wifey" number 7.
Them: I know but it's real
Me: No. Unless she has born your children and is living with you or has a ring on her finger I am not paying $55 for her plate, $7 for her chair, $3 for her beach chair, $2 for her favor..... you get the point?
Them: So I guess that's a no
ME: Yep!