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Imma get a "Countdown to Menopause" ticker

Because I hate my uterus. 

That is all. 
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Re: Imma get a "Countdown to Menopause" ticker

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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    I'm sorry.
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    baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    Aw, thanks. 

    I just wish evolution would catch up with society. I didn't have a baby till I was 26; why have I had a period since I was 12? And since I'm now apparently infertile, why am I still having one? 

    It would be great if there were an on-off switch for ovulation, wouldn't it? Is there an app for that? 
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    HeffalumpHeffalump member
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    edited December 2011
    That would be an awesome ticker.  I mean, I'm assuming the slider would be a little uterus, right?
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    baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    Heffa, you're conflicting me. I shouldn't want to punch something so cute, and yet, I do. Punch it, and maybe set it on fire. 

    Hmmm. Maybe I have a future in performance art ahead of me. 
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    edited December 2011
    Bmom - I am with you. I am 33, haven't had a baby, apparently have been taking BCPs for no apparent reason since my H doesn't have any swimmers, so why do I have to have a period? It is all so worthless!
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    zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    If I ever get to have the pleasure of a hysterectomy I am doing to ask that my uterus and overies be given back to be in a box so that I can stomp on them like they have stomped on me.
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    I just a friendly gal looking for options.

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