H, he really ticked you off this weekend.

NOLABridesmaid

Should I expect to see you on the next episode of Snapped?

hmonkey

4 REALZ.  the argument about the "where is the mayo" nearly led to me jumping out the window.

he actually opened up the fridge and then turned to me and said, "where is the mayo?"  WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME AND NOT THE OPEN FRIDGE?  it's not like i carry mayo around in hope that he will ask for it.

his argument?  why should i look for something when i can ask you, in hopes that you might know where it is?

WHAT THE WHAT.  why would he put the onus on me to know where everything is?  is it such a burden to actually look for something first, and then ask me once you have exhausted at least SOME options?

man, i am still steamed about this one.  ... freakin' mayo.

~~Busy.~~

I think I'm married to Hmonkey.  I ask hubby where stuff is because he knows where everything is.  If he doesn't know then I look for it.

*slowly backs out of the post*  don't hit me Monkey, please don't

*turns and runs for dear life*

~~Busy.~~

NOLABridesmaid

Yes, that sounds like a man.

I guess you're suppose to  have fridge placement cemented in your memory, you bad wife, you.

You know this means you're going to have to go sista girl on him next time. Do we need to practice your neck roll?

**O-Face**

hmo, my H does this.  He actually does it as a joke now.  Because he KNOWS how mad it makes me.  I won't move an inch if he asks me. I just look at him, and hope he knows how much I want to hit him at that moment.

6fsn

Oooooh, that would honk me off.  ESPECIALLY because DH never puts things back where they belong.  The mayo has a spot on the fridge door.  If it's not there it's because the last time he put it away he put it someplace different.

I was thinking along the lines of paperwork for the wireless router we haven't looked at in 2 years.

hmonkey

ALL the condiments go in the door.  mustard, mayo, ketchup, soy, relishes, chutneys, jams, preserves, sauces, conserves -- all of them.  even the butter goes in the door, because it may be considered a condiment in some dishes.

i'm going to put some icy hot on my neck so it can roll free.

6fsn

YES HMO!!!  Condiments get one pocket and salad dressings another.  Butter goes in the butter compartment. 

notamrs

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_h-really-ticked-off-this-weekend?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:0230263d-77b7-4487-b4ac-d9fcd10d4c1fPost:8b095b8b-1027-4de6-901e-a241dfa1399d">Re: H, he really ticked you off this weekend.</a>:
[QUOTE]ALL the condiments go in the door.  mustard, mayo, ketchup, soy, relishes, chutneys, jams, preserves, sauces, conserves -- all of them.  even the butter goes in the door, because it may be considered a condiment in some dishes.
Posted by hmonkey[/QUOTE]

Well, duh.  What is Mr. hmonkey's problem?  I think it's a universal regulation that condiments go in the door.