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Tough Mudder Review

I find it is easier to highlight portions of these events:

1.  Holy feck hills.  The even took place at a ski resort about 3 hours north of where I live.  And I swear once you enter WI, it is up down up down...ugh.  I've never run hills like this, and I love hills.  For the first 3 miles it is upppppp, and then down...

2.  Mud/Water.  About 90% of this course is either soaked in mud...or water.  I had so much mud on me and in places where mud should never be, that I am going to be giving birth to a mud baby, in about 8 months.  Give or take a few weeks.  Seriously....mud...bugs...blech.  But I loved it, because I'm a dirty hobo.

3.  Men, I think about 75-85% of this event is all men.  Men everywhere, of all sizes.  But mostly nice looking men...or at least from the neck down.  Heh.  I admit I was oggling a few, and no....that doesn't mean I'll be a cheater (WZ, I'm looking at YOU!).  I'll find a good photo for you.

4.  Obstacles.  I had to have help over many of the obstacles, and I'm talking 12" tall Berlin Walls that I couldn't just hike over.  I've never had my ass felt up so much and been thankful for it.  I didn't mind it by the end.  Seriously, just help me up the farking thing!

5.  Things only White People Do:  Nola...I saw many black men.  Just sayin'. 

6.  Ambulances.  They were going all day long, and I saw at least one medi-vac.  He was probably coming after the dude who most likely broke his leg on the 2nd set of berlin walls.

7.  Slip n Slide.  180 feet.  'nuff said.  teh ossum

8.  Washing off?  Ha.  Yeah right.  There was a HUGE area with a hoses set up in a system, but the best part?  The water pressure was for shittles, you had to up and down the hose to get any water out.  I got felt up by h in front of dozens of men....with my clothes on.  HOT.

9.  FINAL:  the worst obstacle?  The last one.  You walk up this forest of wires hanging in a system from here to eternity and you link arms or go through by yourself.  The catch?  Some are electrified with 10,000 volts (no joke) and you RUN THROUGH!  Yeah...except I got caught, and felt like I was punched in the nads, and then thrown to the group.  I'm talking straight up-board fall backwards.  This is where the "fight or flight" option came in and scrambled on hands and knees out of that forbidden forest of fvckery.  I had mud on my EYELASHES. 

All in all...I recommend.  Because I'm a suck *sick* woman who likes pain.  We will do this again...maybe in WI or MN next year.

Oh...and last part, I SWEAR, these events started with ONE last year in may, and now are expanded to dozens a year...with 10,000+ participants at each event.  At at LEAST $100 a person...that is a lot of money. 
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Re: Tough Mudder Review

  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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  • nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    Nola, I assure you that this white chick would never do that isht.
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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    Men EVERYWHERE!!!





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  • *Barbie**Barbie* member
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    I wouldn't mind rolling around in the mud with hot men, but actual exercise? you're crazy. sounds like it was fun, though.
  • nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    I would be willing to organize a nation-wide party bus to be spectators at these events, if anyone wants to go.
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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    Awesome review.  I love that you threw in the white people comment.  What the heck at an electric fence?  That just seems cruel.  I'm glad you had fun though. 
  • ~~Busy.~~~~Busy.~~ member
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    I would do it if I had the time. Sounds like fun.  *flexes non existent muscles*
  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    I was all dreamy eyed thinking about muddy men but then WHAT THE HECK at electrified wired?!?!?!?!  Not cool!

    But yes, I will be on Nicos party bus.  We could offer mud rinsing services at the end.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    I'm still thinking about the electrified wires and catching flies.  Did you know that was coming?  Because after I had been through everything else I would just be angry about that part.

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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    this is the best review.

    i feel like i should eat cottage cheese, tuna and peas in your honor.
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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    Ha.  We knew it was coming, but really...who knows how bad 10,000 hurts?  Well I do now, and I'd skip it.  All of the obstacles are optional, but dang I didn't spend $$$ to skip obstacles.  I want to feel the PAIN!

    Also, you're told that you MAY get hit.  Um no...unless you crawl the whole way...you're gonna get slapped.
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  • nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    Excellent idea, zsa.  We should have tankinis/tees/jerseys made that say, "An OFace at the end is always a win."
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_tough-mudder-review?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:09940f54-da96-4a07-9ae1-bb47a89ee1c2Post:d152bb19-1581-49a5-aa27-962f898670ea">Re: Tough Mudder Review</a>:
    [QUOTE]Excellent idea, zsa.  We should have tankinis/tees/jerseys made that say, "An OFace at the end is always a win."
    Posted by nicoleg1982[/QUOTE]

    ::LOVES this::
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