Brother's wife (J) is slightly crazy. I'm talking yelling and shouting and acting like a 10 y.o. when she doesn't get her way. Telling Brother that she hates him, etc.
He tells me "pray for J". I turned to him, looked up to the ceiling and said "Dear God, please let J be struck by lightning".
The look on his face and subsequent yelling was classic. He chased me out of the office laughing, but I still wonder if God heard me.