I thought this bit was most amusing. This is where Kuus gets pregnant with Al B Sure's kid and I turn into a man....
HI ReturnofKuus! I agree with TenGrand. I *really* hope you are pretty because I wouldn't want to commit myself to you for life with that attitude on you. But hey, don't worry. There is hope. If you get a 2nd chance to get married - because when that beauty fades ... and it will ... your b*tchy ass will be dumped - you will have the opportunity to not have a bachelorette party or a shower or ... well hey, according to you .. nothing! Because your friend will not want to be near you while you plan your next wedding. BTW, WTF is up with the monobrow guy in your profile? Is that what you tricked into getting you pregnant?
MinM, it's not out of line to ask for help from friends when they agreed to be a part of it. Anyone would be disappointed if their best friend wasn't involved in an important turn in their life. But let me ask you ... did you have a bachelor