My brother is doing a charity bike ride in a few weeks. When he does these things, he writes poems to get people to donate. I think beebees should hire him to write the poems for their bathroom baskets and TOJ packets.
On July 30th I will be biking to the beach
A goal of $500 is what I have to reach.
100 miles is how far I have to go
please help me, don't say no.
...
I appreciate if you would help, don't make me beg
You can come to my house later and enjoy a keg(s).
I don't ask for much, just one time a year
When you go out this weekend, sacrifice just one beer.
Took me 11 hours last year, I'll cut it back to nine
I have two pairs of padded shorts... my butt will be fine.
So please donate and support me to the Shore
No doubt about it, my entire body will be sore.
...If nothing else, helping me out would be rad
It's the one weekend I have to visit Granny and Moredad.
They are old and really need me to visit
So please please please help me out just a tidbit.