I just had a knock at my door and was greeted by an old man and two little girls who wanted to teach me the way to a stress-free life... via their lord & savior, of course.
I told him thanks, but no thanks and they merrily went on their way.
When I looked out the window, I saw that there were probably 20+ Jojobas all walking down my neighborhood sidewalks. Looks like no one around here wants a stress-free life.