:: clutches pearls ::

hmonkey

how is this a prom dress?  it's sheer, the back is cut all the way down to atlanta and the slit goes all the way up to new york city.  NO MA'AM.

http://www.hdtuxedo.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=4541#

we won't get into how upset i am about this one for being ugly, innappropriate and poorly successorized -- i HATE those shoes.
http://www.hdtuxedo.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=142_12&products_id=5005

i mean, the pantdress is a better option here.
http://www.hdtuxedo.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=142_12&products_id=5047 

as are these ticking time bags.
http://www.hdtuxedo.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=142_12&products_id=21056 

crotchfire!
http://www.hdtuxedo.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=142_12&products_id=21032 

Blizzlesgirl!

I like how all the models look like they'd have to have flunked multiple years of high school to qualify to go to prom in the first place. I'm imagining they've been so many years now and are so bored with the whole affair that now they're just trying to find the most hideously shocking outfit they can just to stir things up a little.

6fsn

I love your captions.

There was a prom dress at the grocery store (don't ask) that looked like one of those Pnina Torna tragedies only it was bright floral patterns.  There was also one like the ticking time bombs.

zsazsa-stl

I think TT should make that crotch fire dress her new sig pic.

And ditto Bliz.  I guess it is just soooo difficult to find teenagers willing to pose for pictures in prom dresses these days?

notamrs

I'm most pearl-clutchy about the last one - with the two small panels of fabric covering the girls and leaving them exposed on the side.

NOLABridesmaid

Pus, they aren't cheap. I might be more upset about that fact over them being hooker inspired.

hmonkey

this is not what couture means, you guys. 
http://www.hdtuxedo.com/catalog/index.php?cPath=142_13

side vent: i hate that couture has been taken over by idiots like juicy who think they can apply it to a sweatsuit.  NO NO NO.  i swear, one day france is going to lose its sht over juicy "couture", croissanwiches and/or crescent rolls and bomb the world.

6fsn

I better not mess with my crescent rolls.  I love those suckers.

Blizzlesgirl!

Gotta side with France on that one!

zsazsa-stl

This one looks like a dog after a walk in the woods: 

http://www.hdtuxedo.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=142_13&products_id=4871&osCsid=59ccb088063929ff1813467d25349409

**O-Face**

EWWW.  I mean, if you're dancing (which I believe happens at prom) what if you get crazy and your girl just slides right out of those holes?  Wow.  PEEP SHOW!

Also, couture at $88?  I think not.  Try $88,000.

MinM

that blue number looks like something the OC housewives would wear.

loveshine1

These are all disgusting.  And they are not cheap. Go to Greatglam.com if you're looking for a similar look and don't want to over pay.