- Someone is stealing food at DH's work. They posted flyers and such. Someone crossed the line and stole a toaster so now the police are involved.
- 6let is obsessed with toaster strudels. He's never had one. He just sees the commercial and asks to go to the toaster strudel store. We haven't managed to find a toaster strudel store yet.
- M2 is obsessed with tampons. If I give that girl 30 secs she'll be in the bathroom, drawer open, tampon in her mouth. I can't wait until she's old enough to tease her about this.