I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

ReturnOfKuus

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-words-we-should-ban-because-they-make-me-uncomfortable/

AuntFlo

Ha!   I knew moist would be on there!   I also agree with Jowls and Bulbous.
Ew.

ReturnOfKuus

"Mouthfeel" set me wheezing, and I didn't stop until I clicked on a different page.