I was merrily making my way home after another riveting day of class. Driving on Beltway, singing Bob Marley very loudly (to the actual CD, of course). It was beginning of rush hour, so there are a lot of cars, but we're still moving at a steady 55 mph. Suddenly, the hubcap on the neon green Beetle one lane over and 2 cars ahead of me flew the fvkc off the damn wheel. Another fool, in some juggernaut of an SUV driving in lane right next to me, somehow SWERVES INTO THE DAMN HUBCAP. This sent it flying into the air and careening right toward my poor little 4-cylinder put-put Hyundai windshield. I had about .002 seconds to make a decision: hubcap in windshield or swerve into utility truck driving on my other side? I chose hubcap to windshield and slammed on the gas, hoping I'd miss it somehow. But I saw there was no way I wasn't hitting this thing. It was headed straight for where my head was. So I braced myself and sent a quick prayer to whatever deity was listening. Really, I was mad that my face was about to be fvkced up, if I didn't die immediately. The fvkcing thing bounced off my car. No crack, no ding, just a fvkcing smudge on the glass. I guess Beetle hubcaps are made out of schoolyard dodgeballs or whatever. I got off the highway at the very next exit and took the backroads home. And here I am, seriously contemplating a drink even though I have a ton of homework to do.
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