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Oh Google, where do you come up with these things?

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Re: Oh Google, where do you come up with these things?

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    Haha, I like how the easter eggs are red and hairy. Of course lucifer would have hairy red balls.
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    is a Bible based book for Christian parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a decent Christian school.  Their precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system.  The book teaches parents how to easily explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the Unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility.  "It's not that difficult to understand," says Author/Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Cameroon. "In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster."  Dr. Cameroon explains that it doesn't matter what god or idol the Pagans were humping under on Easter Sunday, because any god other than "Jesus" is "Satan."  Dr. Cameroon dedicates four chapters in the book to Easter Eggs.  "Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil," he says. "Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh.  You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan.  And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint," he says. "But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe).  Nope, it was because of Lucifer's testicles! Glory to God!  And I won't say a word more about it!  I don't want to ruin the book for you!"  
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    This is not real. Landover Baptist is a joke church, isn't it? I mean, just read that copy.Though they do have a point - like most Christian holidays, we just comandeered Easter from the Pagans and Jesused it up a little. Savvy marketers, those early Christians.
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    Landover is satire and I LOVE it.
    "I would be sad if sex was only about the climax, lame." Someone who is obviously doing it wrong
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    The site is a parody.  It was too good to be true.
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    And since they didn't have babysitters back thenSo when, exactly, did they invent having people watch your kids when you are busy?
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