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Strange confessions

Do it. Share them. Now. I can't pee in a quiet public bathroom when other people are in it, unless I sing to myself (in my head). It's a song my neighbor kids and I made up when we were on a hayride when we 8 or 9.to the tune of twinkle twinkle little starTinkle tinkle little peewhy wont you come out of methrough the tubes you will goto the sewer you will flow. works every time.
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Re: Strange confessions

  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    you can't make me.
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  • PMeg819PMeg819 member
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    edited December 2011
    OMG I was going to say something about how is should be illegal for old people to crap anywhere but their own house because their crap is just phenonemonally bad smelling but I can't because this is just so astonishingly awesome. AWESOME.
  • edited December 2011
    You know you want to, Oface. Do it.
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  • edited December 2011
    due to my IBS there is no set time when I poop. When I have to go, I have to go. No matter where it is. If I'm at work and have to poop, I have to do it in an empty bathroom.
  • edited December 2011
    oh, it's got a poop verse too.Quiet, Quiet, little fartyou just stay right where you are.I know, I'm a freak. I will teach these songs to my daughters, so they too can use public toilets.
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  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    I can pretty much go anywhere, anytime.  College did that for me. 
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  • TheDuckisTheDuckis member
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    I don't think anyone can top that one, CW. I will poop in public bathrooms if they are either completely empty or extremely crowded. I can't breathe in airplane bathrooms. I hold my breath and pee FAST.
  • jessjo04jessjo04 member
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    Since we seem to have a theme... I have to put toilet paper on the seat in public bathrooms. I can't squat, it just runs down my leg, and there is no way my butt is touching the same bare toilet seat as hundreds of strangers.
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  • PMeg819PMeg819 member
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    edited December 2011
    Jessjo, are you differently abled? They have toliet seat covers you know. I use them frequently. I am able to pee sitting down.
  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    edited December 2011
    I can pretty much go anywhere, anytime.  College did that for me.
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  • edited December 2011
    I'm happy for you oface. One time, at church camp, I didn't poop for a week.
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    KNAI-ing @ 'differently abled'.  I'm with O-fizzle here, I go potty anywhere...If you gotta go, you gotta go.
  • **O-Face****O-Face** member
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    I would be so physically ill.
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    One time, at church camp, I didn't poop for a week.That makes my stomach hurt thinking about it. 
  • VarunaTTVarunaTT member
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    edited December 2011
    There have been studies done showing that your keyboard is more germ infested that a decently maintained public bathroom.I go when I have to go.  It's simply silly not to. You can make yourself sick.
  • edited December 2011
    I can't. Not in public. I've got toilet issues.
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  • jojobrnjojobrn member
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    Ow. Not pooping for a week would likely cause a rupture in me.I have nothing too weird. Although I've pretty much decided I want a home birth and we aren't even trying for a baby yet. I want to be prepared.
  • LnR70707LnR70707 member
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    edited December 2011
    I won't poop if there are other people in the bathroom unless I really have to....particularly if they have seen my face or I think they'll recognize my shoes.Oh, and nothing pisses me off more than if I am peeing in the end stall and someone comes in to take a sh!t in the stall righ next to me rather than spacing it out.  a$$holes.
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  • GBCKGBCK member
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    edited December 2011
    huh, living out of a camper w/ no access to 'non public' bathrooms for months at a time cure you of all sorts of hang ups.
  • jessjo04jessjo04 member
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    Not every bathroom has those nice toilet seat covers, I usually do the toilet paper method.
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