I think I'm a bottomless pit

Future Mrs Butterworth

I'm not human, I am in fact a bottomless pit. I've had yogurt, soy beans, and an apple this morning and my stomach is growling like I've not eaten in days. WTF.

**O-Face**

That's really not much. 

Future Mrs Butterworth

think so? the apple was bigger than my fist. It was HUGE. Nom nom nom

**O-Face**

Yes, but it's allllll fiber.Good luck with that.

Future Mrs Butterworth

O are you a fiberphobe? I need all that fiber, TYVM. We don't all so easily poo. :-( Why you makin fun of me?!WHY, O, WHY?!I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS *chomps on carrot*

**O-Face**

LOL.  Hmmm.  SOMEONE is a drama queen today.  ::pointing and laughing::I'm not a fiberphobe, I'm just saying, don't beat yourself up over an apple.  It's good for you.    Just don't have a blowout.

Future Mrs Butterworth

LOL if only you knew, but I don't want to talk about the inner workings of my inner workings.

**O-Face**

I'm not shy.  It's poo.  Everyone does it.

Future Mrs Butterworth

*hides face*