y'all, i wore a little black today because i am so sad this show is over. WHY GOD WHY
things i love
i died x frillion when ice and coco were speculating about the obamas sunbathing nude. "just take one cell phone picture and retire." i would totally do that -- and that is why i am not a secret service agent. maybe not the only reason. MAYBE.
i loved that coco applied lip gloss before she and ice drew guns on each other. next time, coco, don't wait -- HAN SHOT FIRST.
i love coco all freaking out about kristy's baby -- and it's not her first baby! it's her fourth child, is it not? you just see ice and derek looking at each other with the "sit down" eyes.
i'm going to be saying "vacation" the same way ice says it, and dh is probably going to go on "vacation" without me from now on.
i love the birthing pool. it was very "there's a baby in my soup!"
i love soulgee louging about in the pool with some random lady friends and then luxuriating in the waterfall. everything is coming up SOULGEE!
things i wonder
donde esta sparkle? are you okay, girl? CALL ME.
what kind of western town did they go to? i thought it was all panning for fake gold and maybe a pony ride around the corral and NOT drawing guns on each other through a bulletproof glass. y'all, that place must have a 20 page waiver.
how does coco not know that childbirth *might* be painful? is she new to earth or something? and why did kristy go natural when all those glorious drugs were a door away?
