has me just dying. can you just imagine?
"i'll have a whiskey and soda, please. oh, and pantyhose, if you know what i'm saying."
or
"i'll have a rum and coke. and that's what she said. eh? eh?"
i mean, what kind of secret password wouldn't make you look like a giant weirdo? even if i had the password, i don't think i could use it out of shame.