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What the WHAT.

So yesterday, I drove to the trail where I like to jog, parked, and noticed a strange-looking woman walking through the parking lot. She was rail thin, had (unnaturally) red hair, and was wearing a small tank & short shorts (it was about 55 degrees at that point). She also had meth mouth and appeared to be slightly out of it.

I didn't give her a second thought until I started jogging, looked up, and saw her finishing her stretch, then take off running. 

Y'all, I almost had to stop because I was laughing so hard. Her run? Was more of a flail. Like this:
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She'd run - and not in a straight line - and her arms were JUST! FLAILING! AROUND! People who ran by her were stopping and staring, trying to stay out of her way. She ran about 10 seconds, then stopped, bent over at the waist, and held onto her sides like she'd just ran a marathon. Then she'd shake it off, and GOGOGOOMGJASONVOORHEESISCHASINGME again.

I seriously was looking around waiting for John Quinones to come out of a bush with a camera crew. It was THAT ridiculous. I wish I'd gotten a video of it.
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    edited December 2011
    This reminds of that episode of Friends with Phoebe running like a freak through Central Park.
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    zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011

    Meth offers joy to all.

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    I just a friendly gal looking for options.

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    edited December 2011
    MinM, I was just thinking that!
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    mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_what-the-what-22?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:19ef87b2-ddfd-4219-8f2c-ef419dc5d37bPost:e67f55ef-b488-4be2-9161-d58f3586bfb8">Re: What the WHAT.</a>:
    [QUOTE]This reminds of that episode of Friends with Phoebe running like a freak through Central Park.
    Posted by MinM[/QUOTE]

    THIS!
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    6fsn6fsn member
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    edited December 2011

    hehehe

    And yes, I thought of Friends too.

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    L_WoodsL_Woods member
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    edited December 2011
    Min, I too first thought of Pheobe running.

    Then, I thought of the seriously odd woman Man and I saw at the SB Pier on Saturday. She was swinging her arms like she was mid-African dance but moving nothing else. Then later she was doing the hand jive. All while in exercise gear at the very end of the pier where random tourists were miling about.
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    VarunaTTVarunaTT member
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    edited December 2011
    I was almost run over by this woman at the indoor track at the gym.  Seriously, she had people diving for the outside lanes when she went by, so they didn't get smacked.
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