Told a kid to "hey, leave your drink in your bag"
He then tried to tell me he had been keeping it in his bag, why was I picking on him?
Dude, I sat here, watched you pull out your Mt. Dew, unscrew the lid, guzzle it, and try to jam it back in the bag in the time it took for me to get to your desk.
Apparently I'm expected to be blind, deaf, lacksy-dasical, and stupid.