Sally Draper, y'all. That b1tch was made in her mother's image. The "are you going to make yourself cry" line was so very Heathers. I loved it.
Betty with the cool-whip made me laugh. She was free-basing sugar.
Roger, oh Roger. He has the best lines. Poor Jane. She let him do it, though.
"I don't think of you at all" was AWESOME!