OMG, I never told you ladies. Eating related...

**O-Face**

About 3 weeks ago I went to breakfast with my mom and dad.  We order, dad b*tches about whatever (his favorite hobby). 

Get our food, he eats a spinach salad (yeah, he's weird) and complains about how tough the chicken breast is.  Nothing new...b*tchidy b*tch.

Next thing I hear?  *plink, ting ting*  WHAT.

Dad's tooth (crown) fell out of his gaping mouth INTO the plate and was rattling around the dang bowl and mom and I are trying to hold in our laughter.

Seriously, I *STILL* think it is funny. 

He just promptly picked it up, said "oh damn" and placed it in his pocket. 

WTF.

**O-Face**

I told my mother under my breath "I have never seen that happen, except in zombie or mummy movies!".

hmonkey

it happened to liz lemon on 30 rock.  does your dad also walk around with lettuce in his hair?

**O-Face**

No.  But he will eat in his car...chocolate.  And then get out and look like he poo'd himself.  But he doesn't see it because it's on the back of his pants.  Mom and I just laugh.  Because we're nice people.