Someone from high school (that I barely remember) just friended me on FB. One of her children is named -- are you ready for it?
Yasheta Lifeissogudtome.
Sound it out. I did not make that up. Her other children are named Trey and Ashley, so go figure.
Her profile also says she's in an open relationship, but her religious views are Christian Baptist. Somehow, my mind doesn't reconcile those two (having been raised in a southern baptist household myself).