There is a giant bug downstairs in my kitchen - - one with about 8 million legs. I missed my opportunity to kill it because I had sandals on. I went to get some shoes on and when I came back, it slithered behind a case of Pepsi.
I came upstairs to hide and deal with my extreme case of the heebie-jeebies and now I can't go back down there.

BTW - first day of work was awesome! I'm working shorter hours this week because they don't have a computer for me yet (it's coming on Friday.)