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What the what.

MrsMyrtleMrsMyrtle member
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*sigh* 

From an FB status:
WHATEVER you give a WOMAN, she will MAKE it GREATER..Give her SPERM, she will give you a BABY..Give her a HOUSE, she will give you a HOME..Give her GROCERIES, she will give you a MEAL..Give her LOVE, and she will give you her HEART! She MULTIPLIES and ENLARGES what she is GIVEN.. So, if you GIVE her CRAP, be PREPARED to RECEIVE a ton of SCHIT!! I hope to see every girl on my friends list re-post this Got to love this ladies!!!!!
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    I've seen that before...On FB statuses...as an email forward.

    ::sigh:: is right.
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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    edited December 2011
    Can someone give me some money then?  I'd like to enlarge that.
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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    edited December 2011
    I'm pretty sure DH has something he wants me enlarge (hehe)
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  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    If you give me MATH, I will give you a JUNKPUNCH.

    If you give me RANDOM CAPITALIZATION, I wil give you a GRAMMAR MANUAL.

    I don't THINK I GET THIS. 
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  • MrsMyrtleMrsMyrtle member
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    edited December 2011
    Give me a sandwich, I'll make it DISAPPEAR!

    We could go on and on with this.
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  • *Barbie**Barbie* member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_what-the-what-29?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:35f3e667-be95-4529-bf52-ed5690c7a9dfPost:4ef59105-f277-4ccc-a5f9-41fde4e0ead3">Re: What the what.</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm pretty sure DH has something he wants me enlarge (hehe)
    Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

    <em>*zing*</em>
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_what-the-what-29?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:35f3e667-be95-4529-bf52-ed5690c7a9dfPost:4ef59105-f277-4ccc-a5f9-41fde4e0ead3">Re: What the what.</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm pretty sure DH has something he wants me enlarge (hehe)
    Posted by 6fsn[/QUOTE]

    LOL.  Mine too.
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  • zsazsa-stlzsazsa-stl member
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    edited December 2011
    Agreed.  Rapey.
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    I just a friendly gal looking for options.

    Wedding Countdown Ticker
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  • nicoleg1982nicoleg1982 member
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    edited December 2011
    Here's another one for you:

    A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible ... No wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that shhit. Never mind
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    Ah yes...the "If you don't have a man then you must be an alcoholic to feel empowered, smart, sexy, etc."  status.

    Awesome.
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