DH works with this lady who's a totally alcoholic. The stories he tells about her and her BS are legendary.
They're currently down a person due to shoulder surgery. Another guy is injured, so he's limited to working in the office and he can't load trucks or move trailers around. This leaves about 3 people during the day to be able to do what should be spread among 5 people.
Alkie got her $4000 tax check this week and promptly called out yesterday, screwing everyone else because they had a LOT of work. DH called me to bitch.
He said, "Yeah we've got 100+ loads and Alkie called in because she got her tax check and went out and got herself wasted on the top shelf stuff."
I say, "Oh so she was out getting her drink on with some Grey Goose and Patron."
Him, "Oh no, she's not that hight class."
I said, "So what, Smirnoff and Cuervo Gold?"
DH, "Yep sounds about right!"
Klass-y! I feel so sorry for this woman's kids. She has three girls and they're around the kiddo's age. They're so screwed.