Imagine my surprise when I got a phone call this morning from the Chamber of Commerce! All of a sudden, they find themselves in need of an intern for the summer! And am I still interested! Well! I'm shocked!

I told them to give me 24 hours to think about it. Please. It's still not paid. And I already made a commitment to my new gig. But I figure I let the Chamber squirm for a while first. Bastards.
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