that's it; we are getting divorced.

hmonkey

baby mo has not been sleeping his normally awesome way.  last night was newborn bad -- up every few hours crying and would not sleep unless one of us held him.

so it's 3:00 in the diddlyfarking morning and dh was on duty, patting backs, bouncing and quietly pleading for sleep.  then my darling husband, megamind, had an idea -- maybe he knows what is wrong!   screw you, medical establishment -- mr. mo is on the case.

so this genius decides to WAKE ME UP and say, "can you feel his gums?  do you think he's TEETHING?"  i don't think he is, and even if baby mo is -- WHAT THE EFF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT IT AT THREE AM?

so there.  no more answering every question that comes out of everyone's mouth.  that is stupid and a one way ticket to a stabbing.

ReturnOfKuus

Whew - I thought he had stirred the rice or something.  False alarm!

**O-Face**

ded @ kuus.  I've openly told H that if/when we have children I am wearing cleats to bed to ensure that he takes his turns.  I will not lose sleep all the time.

TheDuckis

ahahaha @ Kuus.

In Mr. Mo's defense, the lack of sleep tends to lead to poor judgement. Very poor judgement.

MrsMyrtle

*keels over @ kuus*

NOLABridesmaid

You can tell me, girl.

There was some neck rolling? This is a neck rolling situation.