confessions

Wzz

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we have some new neighbors - a pair of giggly 20-something girls who have a few little yappy dogs. the dogs bother me very little. (one was roaming the halls and followed H to our place barking. it was hiLARious watching him almost close the door on it's tiny yappy face while it tried to kill him to death.)

they put cougar print masking tape all over their front door. they also have some purple glitter unicorns and hearts as added decoration. i've never seen anything like it from adults.

one of them recently put tape on the outside door bell with their names, address, and then put a border of cougar print masking tape around it.

my confession - i tore that crap off their door bell.. it's tacky, and they need to call someone to put their name on their door properly. tacky bizches.

VarunaTT

I am being an a$$hat about my birthday.  I really can't muster up any enthusiam for much of anything lately, except my one big project.  I had something in mind for the bday and canceled it b/c of some conflicts that came up.  Now everyone keeps messaging me, asking what we're doing instead.  If I say "Nothing", I get a "you can't do nothing for your birthday!!!"  To which I really just to reply "Watch Me, It's My Farkin' Birthday".

It has to be a cosmic joke for someone, somewhere that my birthday is always in the bad part of my cycle.

Heffalump

I love this, Zilla. Especially the part where you tore it all off.

6fsn

I thought people only decorated doors in dorms.  I totally want a picture though.

Wzz

i have to get a photo. you guys would LOVE the unicorns.

baconsmom

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[QUOTE]I am being an a$$hat about my birthday.  I really can't muster up any enthusiam for much of anything lately, except my one big project.  I had something in mind for the bday and canceled it b/c of some conflicts that came up.  Now everyone keeps messaging me, asking what we're doing instead.  If I say "Nothing", I get a "you can't do nothing for your birthday!!!"  To which I really just to reply "Watch Me, It's My Farkin' Birthday".<strong> It has to be a cosmic joke for someone, somewhere that my birthday is always in the bad part of my cycle.</strong>
Posted by VarunaTT[/QUOTE]

<div>Mine, too. And the second-most intensive period at work, too, obviously. </div><div>
</div><div>I don't have a confession. No, wait! I am baked like a cake, you guys. It's awesome to be a Coloradan. </div>

Heffalump

Mine: 1. I am in my SIXTH hour of our ERP meeting and I am turning grumpy. Especially after that crap lunch. 2. I am turning into a travel whore. We literally just booked Alaska, and we're already talking about Africa. 3. When DH and I run out of things to bicker about, we make things up. Last night, after discussing the minimum age for the family safari, DH proposed leaving the littlest one with his dad and his dad's wife if needed. I balked, as I wouldn't trust either of them unsupervised with a kid. So we bickered about whether a kid we haven't had yet could stay with the ILs during a trip we haven't planned yet.

alikatt17

LMAO @ Baconsmom.

My confession: I'm wearing my belly band because pants are too uncomfortable and yoga pants aren't work-place acceptable.  I'm not sure if I look pg or just fat.  I lost 4 pounds and my pants are too tight, what a backwards world.

jojobrn

Mother of the year right here. We are members in a wine club at a local winery, and were due for a pick up, so we took my sister and went wine tasting while we were up in the area. At the last place we were tasting, baby was hungry, so I dropped my nursing cover on, popped her on, and proceded to do my tasting with her eating.

Now I am wondering if her massive farts today are wine related or food related. I had ethiopian late on Sunday. 

jojobrn

Also, I hate that DH loves everything bagels. Because when we get bagels, every other bagel in the bag smells like dang everything bagels, cranberry and blueberry bagels shouldn't smell like that.

FWP yo.

DixieNormous330

Jojo - if you drank WHILE nursing you're fine. If it was 2 hours later you'd have a little lush on your hands.

Wzz

jojo, they really ought to separate those bagels. that's just cad customer relations right there. 

jojobrn

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[QUOTE]Jojo - if you drank WHILE nursing you're fine. If it was 2 hours later you'd have a little lush on your hands.
Posted by DixieNormous330[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>True, but I can only imagine what the other poeple tasting thought of the little kicky feet very visable and I threw back the tasting!</div><div>
</div><div>And she was totally not a lush last night, she was up and hungry. Then up and farty. So many farts. A little lush baby may have helped her sleep through the farty stage at least.</div>

DixieNormous330

There is nothing funnier than baby and toddler farts. DD has been blasting azz big time lately. She's starting to realize how funny they are... unless they startle her.

jojobrn

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[QUOTE]There is nothing funnier than baby and toddler farts. DD has been blasting azz big time lately. She's starting to realize how funny they are... unless they startle her.
Posted by DixieNormous330[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Oh man, the other morning she blasted one that my husband swore couldn't have been her, it was so loud and long, he thought I was trying to blame my fart on her, and she didn't even wake up. How she didn't wake herself up with it I don't know.

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DixieNormous330

H had finally realized that girls/women DO poop and fart. It's been a hard realization for him to come to terms with.

I giggle like a loon when DD farts. He ignores it. I can't wait for her to really laugh about them. Maybe he'll loosen up a little.

GBCK

1-the Mr's birthday is this weekend and I have nothing for him.

In fact, his gift is going to be "you have $100 to spend on video games of your choice because effing steam doesn't really do giftcards and I don't want to buy the wrong thing

2-I am unreasonably bitter toward said Mr. that we're back in the 'no alcohol in the house' thing because he's been in a rough patch and trying to keep it all in check.  I may have to take to buying myself a mini bottle or 3.  (so I don't sound like a complete lush I'm in a rough migraine patch AND the busiest part of my work year; a shot of whiskey leaves me less hungover than a 1/2 a dose of vicoden)

3-I so shouldn't be online but I am so tired of paperwork.  I don't think I can type up one more spreadsheet today

TheMrsC23

DH has a friend going through a nasty divorce.  Whenever his friend calls, I eavedrop to hear what they're talking about because I'm so nosey (and judgey). 

PMeg819

I have a call in 15 minutes where I'm going to get asked to go to PA for a few days next month. Except its right when I'd be ovulating and I'm tempted to lie and say I can't go. I'd rather stay home and try to get knocked up. DH's birthday is Thursday and I just really want to stab him right now. Thanks PMS.

GBCK

turkey baster in pmegs luggage.

Heffalump

In Response to Re:confessions:[QUOTE]DH has a friend going through a nasty divorce.nbsp; Whenever his friend calls, I eavedrop to hear what they're talking about because I'm so nosey and judgey.nbsp; Posted by TheMrsC23[/QUOTE]
I do this when DH talks to the BIL who left his wife and kids for a grandmother.

Wzz

i wish some other neighbors would fight in english instead of spanish so i cuold know what they are saying.

PMeg819

I love being nosy. Our neighbors are so damn trashy and we can hear them fight in their backyard. So I stand near the fence (ours is made of brick so they can't see me) and I listen.

VarunaTT

GB, I feel you on that.  We're having to do the same thing and right now, I'd punch someone in the boob for a glass of wine.  I keep trying to substitute tea as "relaxing", but it's just not the same.

I don't think Steam does gift cards, but you can buy the video game and gift it to him.  But if he wants to pick him own stuff, yeah, I think you're stuck.

GBCK

herbal tea has a nice ritual in making it but doesn't cut it for relaxing.

I'd kick someone in the shins for scotch.

harper0813

I have to come into work for 9 hours, unpaid, on Saturday, because I'm new here and I need to watch things get done and leave a good impression. I will literally be walking around for 9 hours watching the plant guys work and I get to ask them what they're doing over and over again. Why does this make me so upset, you ask? Because FI and I are trying to adopt a rescue dog and there's a huuuuge adoption even happening this weekend, but I can't go on Sunday because... we're registering and then having an Oscar Party that I need to make food for. First world problems, but I have this huge urge to get all passive aggressive. Which I will not do, because I'm new here and I need everyone to like me.

ScrubGirl83

Confession:
I work in labor and delivery. When I'm assembling charts I love to read the birth plans of the crazy people and judge them silently in my head. I don't break HIPPA and tell anyone what the birth plan said, I just laugh silently. And then laugh harder when they totally break their birth plan 7 hours later. I'm a terrible person. Lol