please feel free to add your own.
-- when i am carrying something like a giant box, someone is standing in my way, i say "excuse me, please!" and this person moves an inch/just sucks it in. okay, i am just going to hit you with this box.
-- i do not know what the walls in this apt are made of, but it it impossible to get a nail in the wall without a maximum of dust. it's like "dune" every time i want to hang a picture.
-- (i blame cw for this one) there is a kind of ramen that i like, and it is diddlyfarking impossible to find. or i could order a case of 40 from amazon for $50.