eyes on the prize, man, eyes on the prize.

hmonkey

do you think this person hasn't eaten since the wedding? 


Dear Amy: We recently attended a wedding and it was a fiasco. The groom had too much to drink and when he was asked to calm down he totally lost it.

He punched his brother and another boy who was in the bridal party. At one point he had his father-in-law in a headlock and was hitting him.

The father of the bride canceled the wedding and asked all the guests to leave. He said, "I paid for this wedding and I will cancel it." He said all gifts would be returned.

The mother of the groom took the gifts home and has yet to return them.

I would like to know what we should do since we didn't have dinner and went home hungry, as most of the guests did.

I wish I had held on to my gift until the end.

What do you think we should do?

— Grumpy Guest

NOLABridesmaid

Ha. I think she really wanted that sea bass.

I want to know if they are still married.

zsazsa-stl

I think this situation is one is which it is okay to rush the gift table and grab back what you brought (or a another gift if you think it might be better than yours).

Heffalump

Um, what on earth is her question?  Is she asking about how to get her gift back?  Good luck with that.

Not sure how much Amy can do about the not being fed part.  Maybe send her a sandwich.

NOLABridesmaid

I think she should have gone to the kitchen and asked for a go box.

Me thinks they would have understood.

hmonkey

i think this is a strong case for not having a bridal party.  okay, this and the decapitated flower girl story.