we got starz for free this weekend, and i spent some time dvring and then ffwding through some pretty terrible movies.
2012: omg you guys. so bad. So Bad. SO BAD. i was kind of glad the world ended because then i wouldn't have to watch this movie anymore. i cannot comment on the ridiculousness of the plane constantly staying ahead of earthquakes because there are no words. john cusack, if i ever see you on the street, i'm kicking you in the face. no, "one crazy summer" does not redeem you.
the crazies: i need more timothy olyphant, less stupid govt conspiracy. 4 realz, people who believe in govt conspiracies are the crazies stupid. if you ever saw how the govt actually worked, you would know that no govt official could find his own butt even using both hands and a special butt-finding gps.
prince of persia: i enjoyed shirtless jake gyllenhall. no idea about the plot or dialogue in this movie; i just ffwded to the tasty bits.