So, DH watched Twilight the other week (don't ask, I don't know why. I gave him the side eye through the whole thing.) and his main comment when it wall said and done was this...
"Why on earth would anyone make vampires look like dirty day old strippers who haven't showered off last night's glitter?!?"
It was a whole rant but after that opening line I didn't hear anything through the laughter. Now I cant see anything about Twilight, vampires in general or glitter without thinking of this.
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
~C.S. Lewis