It's true about Jessica Simpson

tawillers

Supposedly this pic is from yesterday:

(ETA:  How far along is she suppoesd to be?)







AND Kim and Kanye announced they caught the pregnants.

mrsconn23

"18 years, 18 years.  She got one of your kids, she got you for 18 years". 

And yeah, I wonder how preggo J.Simpson is.  

AuntFlo

Teehee @ mrs.conn.

And yeah - um - if I put on a bikini, I would look pregnant, too.  

mrsconn23

So would I AF, so would I.  Tankini's are my friend. 

mrsconn23

My friend just came up with the best baby gift for Kim and Kanye...It would be for Taylor Swift to bust in the room and say, "Imma have to interrupt this birth to tell y'all that Blue Ivy is a much cuter baby."

tawillers

Hee.  Son just asked me last night if Jay Z and Beyonce were still together.  I told him that they had a baby and told him the name.

He said "That sounds like something you get in the woods.  'Crap, I've got Blue Ivy again.'"

mrsconn23

OMG...I love Son so, so much. He's awesome.

AuntFlo

Dying @ Blue Ivy.   Son is a clever kid.  

And this is a great segue to this:

http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/38954332886/fame-is-a-balance-between-being-mysterious-and

And then this:

http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/39286850879/2013-is-going-to-be-quite-a-year-id-say-lets

mrsconn23

HEE!  I saw both of those AF.  I always forget about Suri's Burn Book. 

NOLABridesmaid

Your son is so right.

1. What's the point of a pic like that? Do we need to see a pic of her belly to know that she's knocked up?

2. How are we going to make it for the next few months between this and Kim? I'm going to have to give up the internet and all forms of tv to get through.

AuntFlo

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_its-true-about-jessica-simpson?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:535e079a-cc4e-493d-8e0b-eca32ff16600Post:8efe04e7-a979-4ef3-8346-52d45920bcf7">Re: It's true about Jessica Simpson</a>:
[QUOTE]<strong>2. How are we going to make it for the next few months between this and Kim? I'm going to have to give up the internet and all forms of tv to get through.</strong>
Posted by NOLABridesmaid[/QUOTE]

<div>You and Suri, Nola.  You and Suri.</div>

mrsconn23

Kim and the duchess are about the same amount along.  Here's to hoping the royal baby eclipses KK and KW's.