DH saw a tittie today

tawillers

The woman who signs the sales slip at one of his stops was wearing a tube top today.  She bent over to sign it and her top rolled down, exposing her whole right boob - no bra.

He said she didn't skip a beat, just pulled her top up and handed him his paper back.  I told him she was probably really embarassed but then I remembered she wore a tube top to work, so it probably didn't bother her.

DG1

#winning!

**O-Face**

*snort* 

6fsn

hehehe

mrsconn23

I guess that was his tip.

zsazsa-stl

I imagine an elderly, tube sock type boob unwinding onto the countertop.  I hope it wasn't as unpleasant for him as it is in my head.

Cant_wait!

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[QUOTE]I imagine an elderly, tube sock type boob unwinding onto the countertop.  I hope it wasn't as unpleasant for him as it is in my head.
Posted by zsazsa-stl[/QUOTE]

I think you may have ruined boobs for me.

skippylouwho

We were having a discussion during a meeting at work today.  A woman was trying to say that what some people were doing was exacerbating the sitution.  What she said was ".. people are masturbating, making the problem worse."  I wasn't sure I'd heard what I thought I'd heard until the other 2 people started laughing.  Then one of those two, trying to (so she said) get everything above and beyond said."if people are playing around with it..." and that set everyone off again. 

My description isn't as funny as the situation actually was.

*Barbie*

meh, probably happend all the time. her night job is stripping - she was just trying to get a little extra business.