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since it's slow, a Buffy, ew, tmi story

because, hey, y'all aren't talking, so I will.

I got a message from the Mr. yesterday that he and Buffy were at the park (JealousE), hanging out.
I got a message later that Buffy's new hat was in the wash.
I asked why...hats don't have to be washed all the time.
"It was the only thing I had handy at that moment".
...at what moment?
At the moment when Buffy decided to pick things up off the ground, and I quote "I don't know what she thought it was but suddenly, she was holding goose-sh1t.  She realized it was NOT a pine-cone and wigged out.  I had left the diaper bag in the car and all I had was the hat..."

kids are gross, yo.

Re: since it's slow, a Buffy, ew, tmi story

  • My nephew picked up a dead squirrel in his backyard during his 5th birthday party.   So, YES.  KIDS ARE GROSS!!!
  • edited June 2012
    My dog tried to eat a USED condom found at the dog park. end of replies.
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  • It boggles the mind why a used condom would even be at the dog park.

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_since-its-slow-a-buffy-ew-tmi-story?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:5898133f-5bc9-4646-addd-dbc858ede6d7Post:d86ec615-af69-4156-9d3d-b3bd26fb0c1b">Re: since it's slow, a Buffy, ew, tmi story</a>:
    [QUOTE]It boggles the mind why a used condom would even be at the dog park.
    Posted by MNNEBride[/QUOTE]

    <div>They believe in being safe canines when doing it doggie style, of course.</div>
  • The dog park wasn't far from a mental hospital and they release patients on day passes. I figure it was either a couple of them, or some HS kids, who don't have any place better to go.
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_since-its-slow-a-buffy-ew-tmi-story?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:5898133f-5bc9-4646-addd-dbc858ede6d7Post:dadb1576-6ddb-477b-94a5-95afe236e66b">Re: since it's slow, a Buffy, ew, tmi story</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: since it's slow, a Buffy, ew, tmi story : They believe in being safe canines when doing it doggie style, of course.
    Posted by GBCK[/QUOTE]

    ::thumbs up::
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