because, hey, y'all aren't talking, so I will.
I got a message from the Mr. yesterday that he and Buffy were at the park (JealousE), hanging out.
I got a message later that Buffy's new hat was in the wash.
I asked why...hats don't have to be washed all the time.
"It was the only thing I had handy at that moment".
...at what moment?
At the moment when Buffy decided to pick things up off the ground, and I quote "I don't know what she thought it was but suddenly, she was holding goose-sh1t. She realized it was NOT a pine-cone and wigged out. I had left the diaper bag in the car and all I had was the hat..."
kids are gross, yo.